…but isn’t this the same man who went AWOL from his National Guard unit for approximately one year?

But then, no one ever said he was the brightest bulb in the pack. After all, not only did he go AWOL, but apparently he obtained the lowest possible passing score when he tested to be a Guard pilot in the first place!

By the time he’s done, fraternity pledge butts won’t be the only ones he’s burned…