I was going to log this under “social issues,” but then decided that it rightly belongs under “stupidity.”

A Jefferson Parish lawmaker wants to put people in jail for six months (or fine them $500) if they wear pants that are low-slung and expose “too much” skin or “intimate garments” below the waist.

Personally, I think they ought to throw the whole Jefferson Parish into prison — and six months just isn’t long enough — for being too stupid to elect intelligent lawmakers.