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Shake, Shake, Shake: Fight The Feeling

Posted by Rick · May 5th, 2005 · 1 Comment

KC & The Sunshine Band may find themselves somewhat unwelcome in Texas — whence all American Fascism apparently springs — these days.

The Texas House of Representatives, where even the Democrats have their heads stuck so far up their booties that they can’t shake ’em, have approved a bill that would forbid sexy cheers and allow require schools to punish “overtly sexually suggestive” routines performed by cheerleaders.

Wal-Mart is promising a chain dance all the way to the Supreme Court. “If Texas cheerleaders can’t shake their booties, consumers will stop watching half-time shows on television. This will dilute the value of our advertising dollar,” said Wal-Mart spokesman, Marty Heires.

Okay, okay. I made up that last part. But you believed it.

Given that the world seems to be spinning out of control, with legislatures concerning themselves over the rotational characteristics of cheerleader buttocks, I can’t exactly blame you.

Categories: Freedom of Speech


1 response so far ↓

  • 1 LQ // May 6, 2005 at 7:23 am

    Rick, this is OT but it’s something I thought you would find ineresting. Oy.

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