George Bush’s numbers in the polls are lookin’ good. And well they should be! Unemployment held steady at 5.6 percent. Sure, that’s not quite as good as things were under Bill Clinton, when unemployment remained below 5% (sometimes as low as 4%) for 34 months in a row. But, still!
And new jobs? Well, last month, there were almost half as many jobs as economists were expecting! So that’s cool, nu? Obviously, this President is doing a great job, what with the war, the growing fear (f*ck respect, that’s for weenies!) that the rest of the world has for us, the demolition of our civil rights and now we’ve gotten almost half the jobs! We’re on a roll, folks!
I say we ride this one all the way back to serfdom!